Miami may be known for its scandalous summers, but Memorial Day weekend just crowned its king, and he wants you to call him daddy. A freshly leaked video of NFL star Stefon Diggs has the internet clutching pearls, pearls, and their criminal defense attorneys. The clip, now making rounds faster than a tequila tray at LIV, shows Diggs on a yacht surrounded by a crew of bikini-clad women while demanding, “What’s my name?”
Spoiler: it’s not Stefon.
After a few seconds of confused audio fumbling, the sirens finally comply, chanting “daddy” like it’s church and he’s the Holy Ghost. Diggs, clearly basking in the moment, delivers his final form: “Mr. Make It Happen On A Boat.” And baby, things happened.
Pink Powder, Daddy Problems, and a Mystery Substance
Because no cursed clip is complete without chemical intrigue, Diggs then pulls out a small container of an unidentified pink substance. “Don’t take all of it,” he warns, like a seasoned dealer at a brunch with Lucifer. Online sleuths wasted no time guessing what was inside, with one particularly suspicious commenter calling it “pink cocaine.”
For those unfamiliar with the chaos cocktail that is “pink cocaine,” also known as tusi, tucibi, or tuci, it’s not actually cocaine. The National Center for Biotechnology Information confirms that tusi is basically party roulette in powder form, with ingredients ranging from ketamine to MDMA to meth to caffeine, depending on which demon mixed the batch. Think of it as the drug world’s mystery meat.
Cardi B: Onboard, On Brand, and Unbothered
While the viral video didn’t feature Cardi B directly, she was on the same boat, literally and, possibly, emotionally. In a separate clip, Cardi is seen in full platinum-blonde and pink-wig glory, gyrating among other women like the captain of the chaos ship. Diggs appears briefly in that footage too, just in case you were wondering how close the presumed couple is willing to sail into controversy.
Clad in coordinated white outfits, Cardi and Diggs strutted into the Miami marina like they were announcing a pregnancy or a federal investigation. Cardi’s form-fitting tank dress and floral purse were giving Barbie meets bail money, while Diggs kept it breezy in a white tee and bucket hat, the uniform of men who ruin your credit and call it character development.
From Offset to Offboard: Cardi’s Post-Marriage Pivot
Cardi B is no stranger to headlines, but her new alliance with Diggs has stirred a fresh pot of drama. Romance rumors between the two started last October, not long after Cardi delivered her third child with estranged husband and human headache Offset. Since then, the sightings have become more frequent and more chaotic.
Offset, not one to be upstaged, responded on May 8 with a carousel of photos showing him draped in women like he’s auditioning for a role as “Petty Ex Number One.” Cardi, never one to take shade lying down, accused him of harassment during a Twitter Spaces session in March. According to her, Offset has sent graphic messages to her partners, encouraged online smear campaigns, and acted like a man clinging to the last ember of his relevance.
She filed for divorce on July 31, citing infidelity and emotional abuse. She’s now seeking primary custody of Kulture, Wave, and the third child whose name remains top secret, possibly hidden with the Ark of the Covenant and Offset’s dignity.
The Pink Elephant in the Room
Back to the “pink cocaine” allegations. Yes, it’s the same drug mentioned in some of the year’s most chilling celebrity scandals. Prosecutors claim it was found in Sean “Diddy” Combs’ hotel room during his ongoing trafficking and racketeering investigation. Then there’s Liam Payne, the former One Direction heartthrob who reportedly had tusi in his system when he plunged to his death from a Buenos Aires balcony in October 2024.
And who could forget Maecee Marie Lathers, the Instagram model who told Miami police she was on pink cocaine when she crashed her car in August, killing a pedestrian. Her subsequent bodycam footage featuring hallucinations about aliens and time travel made its way online faster than her OnlyFans discount codes.
So yes, the substance isn’t just pink and punchy. It’s dangerous, unpredictable, and currently under more scrutiny than a rapper’s text messages.
Cardi’s Era of Reinvention or Rebound?
Even with the strobe light of scandal flashing around her, Cardi B seems focused on reinvention. She’s already opened up about reversing illegal butt injections and moving toward what she calls a healthier lifestyle. But the public eye refuses to blink when it comes to her entanglement with Diggs.
Is this a legitimate love story born from a pile of boat confetti and vague drug allegations? Or just Cardi reclaiming her narrative in the boldest, baddest way possible?
Whatever it is, it’s loud, half-naked, potentially incriminating, and most importantly very on brand.
Call It What You Want, But Don’t Take All of It
As Diggs heals his torn ACL and Cardi heals from Offset-induced PTSD, the couple seems determined to enjoy themselves. Laws of gravity and federal regulations be damned.
One thing’s for sure. Stefon Diggs wants to be called “Daddy.” And if the pink powder doesn’t kill the vibe, the internet just might.
Stay tuned. Or better yet, stay off the boat.
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