During a chaotic conversation on streamer Marlon’s live stream, Haley Baylee revealed the reasoning behind her divorce from former NFL player Matt Kalil. In Haley’s words, intercourse was quite literally too painful to perform, and their marriage collapsed as a result. They’d been married all those years, and it was a problem throughout.
“Yes. You read that right.”
The Stream Heard Around the World
During the live broadcast, Haley tried to open up casually. However, a Cliff Notes version of the conversation ensued later.
“You know? You know what I’m saying?” Haley started.
“For how long?” Marlon asked.
Haley responded:
“Our whole marriage.”
Marlon replied:
“Shut the f**k up.”
Haley said:
“No. Dead ass.”
In Haley’s telling, she “tried EVERYTHING” including therapy, medical assistance, and searched into “lipo type shit,” although she never explained what that was.
“We’ve tried everything. Impossible. Like, unless it. you know. you’re gonna be in tears.”
So yes. Intimacy was physically not possible without her ending up in tears of pain.
By that point, Marlon and the entire internet couldn’t do anything but just sit back and wait in awe like this:
“Point 0.1 Percent of the Population”
Haley never actually says it directly
BUT she clearly suggests that it was Kalil’s size that was causing such difficulties in intimate relations.
As in, size.
“He’s like point zero one percent of the population.”
Marlon understood immediately.
The chat understood immediately.
Twitter really understood.
And so, overnight, a whole nation of people stopped to rethink everything they ever knew about NFL offensive linemen.
Haley Calls Her Life a Comedy Script
She laughed at one point, calling her situation so absurd that it was laughable when she said:
“My life is a comedy, and it writes itself.”
Girl
Hollywood could NEVER.
So, This Was The Biggest Factor in Their Divorce
When asked if it was “the single biggest reason why the marriage failed,” Haley was quick to respond that it was one of several reasons and said that.
“Yeah. The biggest factor.”
No economic strain.
No adultery.
No resentment.
Just biology.
Somewhere, a Netflix writer is working on a pilot.
The Internet Reacts: Equal Parts Cringe, Chaos, and Concern
Social media is completely lost.
Reactions have ranged from disbelief to disgust and from admiration.
Here are a few of the current hot opinions:
“Ewww I never expected her to start acting like this!!!”
“She’s basically saying that bro was 12-14 inches. That is man Matt Kalil is blessed beyond comprehension.”
“What a strange thing to say on the internet.”
“She is 40 years old doing this to a 19-year-old in a live stream, lmfao”“They got a divorce because he’s got an elephant’s dick and she thought she was dying when they hoofed it, so yeah. not sure what’s more shocking than that or ever will experience again”
“Darn, that’s a huge breach of trust. Disrespectful. U were married to that person. Some things are private. I guess influencers don’t know the difference between private and public; their private lives are for public consumption. I feel for ppl in their lives, swept up in the current.”
“The spectrum is WILD!”
“Some users feel she is oversharing.”
Some might just say she gave Matt Kalil a PR rebrand of a lifetime.
Some are caught in a full-body cringe that will never resolve.
The Oversharing Olympics
That is also why Haley is being criticized for making a private matter public when she shared it during the live stream.
After all, it isn’t breakup tea. It’s a surgical-grade bedroom detail.
This user nailed it when they said:
“Influencers “don’t know the difference between private and public… Their private lives are for public consumption.”
Honestly? Fair point.
Who is Matt Kalil?
For anyone new to all this mayhem:
Matt Kalil has played as an NFL left tackle for teams such as the Minnesota Vikings, Carolina Panthers, and Houston Texans.
In 2012, he was selected to the Pro Bowl, and in 2017, he signed a five-year, $55 million contract with Carolina.
Now his achievements include:
- NFL tackle
- Pro Bowler
“Is This Normal? The Internet Says: Absolutely Not”
In a world where celebrities discuss open relationships, polyamory, and enemas on a podcast, this particular story stands out.
Haley may not have intended a firestorm, but by repeatedly saying “shut the f*ck up” and confirming all that crazy stuff, it was bound to go nuclear. It actually did.
