Listen, the internet has seen a lot, but nothing could have prepared us for Sabrina Carpenter twirling in a foggy field like she just clocked in at the Kent family barn. Yes, pop’s reigning mischief maker dropped her Tears music video alongside her brand new album Man’s Best Friend and immediately sent social media into meltdown. The gag? People swear she filmed it on Clark Kent’s actual farm. Smallville hive, rise.
The Clark Kent Farm Conspiracy
It all started with a viral gif of Sabrina dancing in the grass, posted with the caption, “What is she doing on clark kent’s farm.” The tweet has already racked up over a million views, and the replies are unhinged in the best way.
- “If Clark Kent’s farm had a strip club 😂”
- “lol she lowkey was my face claim/fancast for Kara”
- “giggling extra hard bc I’m currently watching Smallville”
- “Someone make fanart of David’s Superman and Sabrina I’m so serious”
- “This is Smallville Lois Lane.”
Like… Clark Kent’s tractor is literally shaking.
Rocky Horror Meets Victoria’s Secret
But Sabrina didn’t just serve farmcore. She gave us cinema. Picture this: she crashes her car, finds a spooky house, and suddenly she’s living her own Rocky Horror Picture Show. Colman Domingo appears in drag, the two share a fabulous dance break, and Sabrina switches looks faster than Taylor Swift changes boyfriends.
The fashion? Camp. Iconic. A little unholy. She even wore Naomi Campbell’s actual Victoria’s Secret outfit from 2003, a silver fringe bra top with matching pink underwear. Only Sabrina could make a vintage runway lingerie moment feel like a pop exorcism.
Death, Drama, and Heels as Weapons
And because she’s a showgirl with no time for subtlety, the video ends with her resurrected boyfriend returning from the dead, only for Sabrina to hurl her heel at him to finish the job. “It’s a thing. Someone has to die every video,” she quips. Theatrical, deranged, and perfect.
The Bigger Picture
Tears marks the second single from her seventh studio album Man’s Best Friend, a 12 track project already making waves for its risqué cover art and unapologetic sexuality. Sabrina brushed off the criticism on CBS Mornings like the professional provocateur she is: “Y’all need to get out more.” Honestly? Period.
And let’s not forget, this is the same woman set to feature on Taylor Swift’s upcoming The Life of a Showgirl. Sabrina Carpenter is no longer just “the Espresso girl.” She’s the campy, Clark Kent’s farm conquering, Rocky Horror referencing, Naomi Campbell costume stealing pop villainess we’ve been begging for.
Clark Kent, call her. She’s already in the field.
