Social media influencer Ash Kash has a new viral moment brewing on her end, but this time there’s nothing to do with her looks, her attire, nor of building an OnlyFans dynasty. Instead, the 28-year-old influencer opted to spell out the law regarding dating on her end, and hers is an uncompromisingly candid set of terms that has the internet clutching pearls while simultaneously studying hard.
“I Want My Man To Shut the F*** Up”
She began the video by responding to the backlash of her previously infamous statement:
“Y’all trying to make me sound like I was so mean on my last video where I said I want my man to shut the f*** up.”
Instead of retreating, she did just the opposite. In a wicked grin, she produced three of her non-negotiables for any man who will date her. And believe me, this wasn’t any wish list à la Hallmark. It was a manifesto.
Rule No. 1: No Opinions
“Number one, my guy’s gonna need to come with zero to minimal opinions. All fixes, zero to minimal,” Ash explained. “What’s your opinion for? I do not care. You are a problem fixer. Let’s fix it. What do you mean?”
He’s got a rambling commentary that ruins the ambience. She doesn’t require constant chatter; she requires answers. “Once you’ve given me too much time to think about anything, it ruins the image I have of you,” she said.
Rule No. 2: Be Decisive or Be Gone
The other condition? Conviction. “My guy’s gotta be very convinced of whatever he’s doing,” stated Ash. “Of course, I’m your woman, you’re welcome to ask me anything you want but too many times is too many times. Why am I overthinking? Anything you say is fine. Duh.”
Translation: indecisive energy will not be tolerated here. If you’re wishy-washy, you.
Rule No. 3: Do Not Say “I Think”
This final directive was the most volatile of them. “My man doesn’t say ‘I think.’ What the f*** do you think you’re thinking for? You’re my man. You do not think. You know,” Ash dictated.
She explained with an example. “If I’m gonna go ask my man, ‘What’s the weather outside?’ And he say ‘It’s 75,’ and it’s actually 85, then it’s 75 degrees outside. That’s what the f*** my man said. You feel me? It’s that easy.”
That is, facts do not matter more than belief.
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Social Media Responses: From Cheers to Eye Rolls
The internet, of course, had opinions. Some clapped backs with jokes and criticism:
“And that’s why she’s single lol”
“Vice versa”
“I love when women who possess no real manly presence in their existence will attempt to give you advice on what a man does. It’s like leading the blind hahaha”
“Would most women have such unrealistically high standards if men did not confirm the insane things they utter.”
Not everybody was against her, though. Some of those women in the comments approved of that:
“Friday advice & I couldn’t agree more” “She is brash about it but she is right. Every lady including me wants this”
“This is clickbait…as true as I stand here… she ain’t said nothing bad”
Of course, there were a few criticisms that stung, such as one user who posted:
“I Agree Men Should Be Absolute In Every Capable Way, And Be Certain About Every Decision. Your Woman Should Just Tag Along and Be Quiet. BUT Specifically Her I Don’t Think She Deserves That Type Of Man Because Of Her Past And What She Does On The Internet.”
Why It’s Effective: Kash Knows Just How to Make People Talk
Whether you perceive her guidelines as toxic, empowering, or downright fun to watch, one thing’s for sure: Ash Kash knows how to rock the boat. She knows exactly how to make hard-hitting comments that will always assuredly receive reactions. Each time she speaks about dating, she owns the timeline, and that latest clip is evidence. Nearly a million views and thousands of comments, the Kash Commandments are more than romantic advice. They’re internet fuel. And let’s be real here, if by the end of today you’re not already squabbling over your chat’s “no thinking, no opinions” policy, you will be.
