Jennifer Lopez has only just posted not one but two new photos on her Instagram, and let me tell you, baby, the social media machines are going apeshit for them like they are free snacks at Costco. Here she is, fifty-six and looking fifty-six years young, as if she has just spent her day swimming in agua bendita and getting on with her business, which is honestly the key to eternal youth. The gays are freaking out, trolls are stressing, and Latina girls are cheering right along with me.
The Photos That Broke Everyone’s Brain
The first picture is a photo shoot with a close-up view featuring La Lopez wearing a clean top with ‘J’ big-time stitched on her blue cap. JLO has skin as smooth as abuelita’s flan, with no equal.
The second image is where she is lounging near her pool in cute exercise clothes, sipping her tumbler as if she’s taking her post-workout baddie walk, wearing her hat that says J. in giant letters on it. It is the kind of woman who has green juice in her cup while giving you tips on how to live.
“Can’t stop the J Glow,” she wrote in connection with this image, and within four hours, it got 175,000+ “likes.”
JLO pens, and the internet delivers.
Social Media Reacts to JLO’s Ageless Pics
Social media did not waste any time. The comments box quickly turned into a party of opinions:
“Y’all will never see JLo as fat, ugly, or depressed, no matter how much y’all hate on her.”
“I hope her singing is as beautiful as she is.”
“She can be a flop, but she’ll never decline her face card.”
“One thing about J.Lo, her spirit is nasty, but that face is always immaculate.”
“JLo aging backwards once again. Every post she makes, the entire timeline stops as in ‘How is this even legal?’”
Next, she was selected for eyeliner applied with surgical precision:
“Ugh, it irritates me that the lower eyeliner is so poorly applied. What I want to believe is that it’s just the generation, but why don’t they touch it up ???”
But many fans were also captivated by the glow:
“Jennifer Lopez is looking phenomenal and beautiful at 55 years old.”
“The actual meaning of ‘being fine my whole life.’”
