Hollywood royalty is back, and this season, they’re arriving with more madness, style, and admissions than ever before. The much-awaited trailer of Season Seven of The Kardashians is finally released and debuts October 23 on Hulu in the US and Disney+ globally, with new episodes dropping each Thursday.
The first six seasons can be streamed now, but if you ever thought you knew all about America’s first family of reality TV, well, think again. The new season appears to be a wild-eyed fantasy of diamonds, doomscrolling, family feuds, and internet-busting revelations.
Kim Takes the Hot Seat: Diamonds, Danger, and Drama
Kim Kardashian commands center screen in a heart-stopping preview: her first interrogation by the men she assumed were conspiring to murder her. She even wonders if she should have entered decked out with diamonds. It’s the life-or-death glamour that only Kim was capable of, with a helping of existential terror on the side of court couture.
And that’s not even the whole story. In perhaps the season’s jaw-dropping-est soundbite ever, Kim discloses that she took a call from detectives informing her that somebody “very close” placed a hit on her life. If that’s not season-defining drama, we don’t know what is.
Kourtney vs. The Rest: The Family Rivalry Continues
She’s not only fighting with her sisters, she’s fighting with the seasonal mood. “Kourtney never has anything nice to say anymore,” Khloé points out, and Kourtney herself rolls her eyes and says, “That’s me.”
And on top of that, plane-hopping shenanigans with husband Travis Barker and seething resentment with Kim, and Kourtney could very well be this season’s villain edit. Kardashian civil war? Indeed.
Khloé’s Doomscroll Denial and Girls’ Night Gone Wild
Khloé assures us that she’s never doomscrollled ever, a swaggering boast of any internet-enabled human being, but that’s just the beginning of her arc. From public drunkenness to girls’ night with Kris Jenner, Khloé’s the comedic relief and trouble by any other name.
Let’s not forget her terrifying confession: she heard footfalls in her room, and she was petrified. The distinction between camp and horror? Blended to perfection.
Kylie and Kendall: Sister Secrets and Shady Past
The bomb is dropped by Kylie Jenner while taking a stroll down memory lane: she’s slept with “a few rooms” of the soon-selling family home. The sentence is vintage Kylie, deadpan, shocking, and set to trend.
Meanwhile, Kendall carries on with her modeling grind but appears to go to great lengths to remind everyone she’s “just shooting a TV show.” The slight is delicate, but within Kardashian realm, that’s considered war.
Kris Jenner’s Zen Experience (and Meltdown)
Mother Kris Jenner promises to get zen, but the trailer is swift to remind us that she’s the same mother of crisis calls and late nights of lunch and martinis that spun a media empire. At one point she bellows, “Listen, you little mother,” then stops herself. Zen hasn’t really started.
She’s coping with family drama too, like whether or not Caitlyn Jenner will go to family events. It’s an emotional sideline that can reopen past wounds.
Why This Year Is a Whole Different Beast
Executive produced by Ben Winston and the Kardashians themselves, Season Seven is not just continuation. It’s a reality TV masterclass: scandals, betrayals, sex confessions, true-crime suspense, and nostalgia-filled family memories all mixed together.
That’s Kris Jenner’s best one-liner: “This season is a whole different beast. You better watch out.”
And honestly? We will. Every Thursday.
