“Forget breaking news,” Pokimane just whispered to her. In her latest confession through TikTok, the famous Moroccan-Canadian Twitch streamer with 9 million subscribers leaned on the mic like a gossiping therapist and confessed, “Can I tell you about it?”
And baby, she did.
Pokimane said that there was one man she had met at a YouTube production who had been sliding into her DMs for months, despite being engaged. “He kept inviting me to fly out,” Poki continued. “But I don’t do that. I said, If you’re ever in LA, we can grab coffee.”
But when he finally arrived in LA, there were no plans. This continued until a few weeks passed, when she saw the post.
“I kid you not,” Pokimane told her viewers. “A month after we were gonna meet up, he posts his engagement on Instagram.” This is followed by the signature zoom-in shot, an open mouth, and a scream from her fans.
The prank is that he continued to direct message her even after the announcement was made. “He replied to my story, asking what nails I should get. Right?”
This is when Pokimane decided to bring out the whole FBI meets fairy godmother routine. “It was like I wanted to give her a heads-up because maybe it’s cooler in your relationship or whatever. I just wanted to let her know,” she told Kotaku.
Then she unfollows the man during the confession, laughing, “He hasn’t even noticed that I unfollowed him. The pettiness? Art.”
“Not Kosher!”
Three days passed before Pokimane spiraled out this hard that she joked about “writing a note to God/Jesus/Yahweh/Mahishasura/Buddha/The Big Guy/The Big Girl.”
“She goes, ‘Yeah, this is not kosher in our relationship,'” Poki continued wide-eyed. Poki continued wide-eyed. “And the queen didn’t even blink. She sent her everything. ‘All our DMs, all our texts. I didn’t wanna misrepresent a thing.’
The reaction is refreshingly wholesome. “She said he gave me no indication he was in a relationship, so she didn’t blame me.” Pokimane’s take on it? “Chef’s kiss. Love you.”
They clicked with each other immediately. Pokimane even offered emotional support. “If you need anything, I’m here. I know we don’t know each other, but I’m here for you, girl.”
“She might have lost her fiancé,” Pokimane joked, “but maybe she’ll make a good friend instead ????.”
A villain’s origins transformed into a sisterhood. This could not have been written better by Shakespeare.
Just when it seemed like the drama had ended, Pokimane took a sip of her “tea” and replied with a whisper, “Tea number two…”
This second bombshell dropped like a side quest in the world’s messiest dating sim. Some other dude she’d been seeing “for a little bit” decided to feed rumors to the media that she had cheated on him with Drake.
“I have never ever met Drake or spoken to him one day in my life,” she continued to say. “He Dm’ed me one time for a potential stream collaboration. It didn’t even happen.”
“The audacity is Olympic-level,” she continued. “Some people so desperately need to be the victim that they will literally make up delusions,” she sighed. “It’s almost scary.”
Then came this perfect blend of petty and classy: “I’m gonna hire a private investigator ????.”
Pokimane had Drake’s back, exposed a liar, and even got everyone to laugh. Who needs a reality show when you’re living one?
“My eyeliner isn’t symmetrical, and that’s growth” – Pokimane’s Life.
After pouring out two cups of hot drama, Pokimane concluded her video with a sense of calmness and clarity. “This is a good lesson in being careful with whom I allow to be in my life, even just a little bit,” she stated.
“People jump to believe such stories quickly. ‘It could be the worst thing in the world and the most insane story, and people will believe it if they want to believe it to think something bad about you.’”
But then she smirked and shrugged and said what could well be her new merch catch-phrase: “My eyes aren’t perfectly symmetrical, so my eyeliner will never be perfectly symmetrical, and growth is accepting that.”
Streamer to self-help guru in one TikTok video.
@poki spilling the tea (quietly) 🫖 ft the fiancé in my DMs + drake rumor lol
♬ original sound – pokimane
“It swallowed the entire internet like it was binge-watching Netflix,” India wrote. “Comments poured in saying she is “the realest woman alive” and “whispering justice like ASMR.” “The Drake part shot me to orbit ????????????,” wrote one commenter. “Whispering like it’s the library but spilling the tea like she was Gossip Girl,” said another.
And then there is the ex-fiancé and ex, who has a Drake obsession and is hopefully never mentioned again to her.
