But if you thought there was not enough sweetness in Sabrina Carpenter’s “Short N’ Sweet” tour, you were unfortunately proven delightfully wrong at Night 4 in LA. There is nothing quite like “pop princess mayhem” to describe Sabrina Carpenter pretending to arrest SZA in front of all those adoring fans and then flirting with her as if it were Valentine’s Day in a police station.
The Arrest Heard Around LA
During the middle of the show, however, Sabrina caught sight of SZA in the audience and lost it completely. The next part was like a crossover episode of Law & Order and Glee with your favorite gay cousin’s fanfiction.
“Shit! Girls, come out here! Who are you? What’s your name? SZA. SZA, SZA. I’ve got some competition. Shit,” Sabrina said.
She then asked about SZA’s background.
“New Jersey. They don’t always scream for other cities, so I love that. Okay, New Jersey.”
And then, in true Sabrina fashion:
“SZA, you know what they say, it’s cuffing season, so I’m getting really flustered. Oh, shit. SOS, for real? Would you be the audience? Will you be my Valentine? My fabulous? This one’s for SZA and Juno, girl. Such a beautiful.”
How did SZA react? Just sitting there, effortlessly beautiful, and causing worldwide emotional pain.
Social Media Reacts. And by Reacts, We Mean Spirals
The tirades that are already flooding in include:
“im so f*ckkkking jealous”
“She’s Collecting these Women Like Thanos Did with those Stones”
“witnessing sza in real life is no joke. One interaction changes your life forever”
“arresting anyone else for being too hot would’ve been criminal, thank you sabrina carpenter”
“she is so cute”
“the fact that this was the show i was planning on going to but ended up not going ???? okay”
It’s giving hysteria. It’s giving heartbreak. It’s giving, why wasn’t I there to be arrested too?
