Honey, Evelyn Lozada is 49, a grandmother, and STILL out-earning your faves in lace panties and a waist snatched by God Himself.
While the girls are struggling to keep the lights on with tired brand deals and discount codes, Basketball Wives veteran Evelyn Lozada is collecting thick stacks from a not-so-secret weapon. OnlyFans, baby. And no, she’s not busting it wide open for the camera, but the bank deposits say otherwise.
In a no-holds-barred interview with InTouch Magazine, Evelyn let it slip (in the chicest way possible) that her OnlyFans page is doing very well, thank you, and could be doing even better if she weren’t still clocking in at VH1. “I’m not leaving one dollar on the table,” Evelyn declared like the true capitalist queen she is. “I feel like the page is doing great, but the sky is the limit with OnlyFans.”
Translation: If she weren’t juggling petty feuds, manufactured storylines, and wine-glass tosses for the Basketball Wivescameras, sis could be on OnlyFans turning generational trauma into generational wealth. Let’s talk about it.
She’s Not Naked, She’s Just Rich
Before the prudes start clutching their pearls, Evelyn made it crystal clear. There’s no full-frontal acrobatics happening on her account. This isn’t PornHub. It’s high-glam, boudoir energy with a pinch of “You could never.” Evelyn explained, “For clarity, I’m not on there busting it wide open, so it’s just everything. I’m always mindful.”
That “everything” includes sultry lingerie, power-thirsty bikini shots, and enough gym content to inspire a full-body transformation or at least a light jog. She’s fit, she’s fine, and she’s unbothered.
But here’s the real kicker. “Yes, I’m a grandma and I’m 49, but I feel great.” We are officially in our GILF era, and Evelyn is the poster girl. Your grandma is knitting. Evelyn’s is in latex, and she’s pulling in five figures a month. Adjust your standards accordingly.
The Love-Hate Tug of VH1
Despite her digital dominance, Evelyn’s heart (and likely some of her paycheck) still belongs to Basketball Wives. “I love doing the show. You know. The show helps [with] so many other things,” she said with the grace of someone who knows reality TV drama sells but knows exactly how to use it as a launchpad, not a lifeline.
Still, she knows her OnlyFans bag would be astronomically heavier if she had more time. “If I wasn’t doing Basketball Wives, and I was just doing [OnlyFans], I could definitely make more money than I make there.”
Let’s not sugarcoat it. She’s choosing TV clout over total internet domination. Humble? Maybe. Strategic? Absolutely. Evelyn Lozada isn’t just another reality TV alum fumbling her next act. She’s leveraging every single platform, every single asset (yes, those assets), and building a post-reality legacy that smells like coconut oil and fresh wire transfers.
The Internet Is Gagging, and Rightfully So
The streets of social media are divided. Some are gasping at the idea of a grandma running an OnlyFans. Others are taking notes. We suggest you join the latter group. Evelyn has managed to stay relevant, sexy, and profitable in an industry that discards women the second they turn 35. She’s rewriting the rules of age, sex appeal, and hustle and she’s doing it in a thong.
So no, she’s not busting it wide open. She’s just kicking the door down, collecting checks, and reminding us all that the soft life isn’t given. It’s monetized.
Long live Evelyn Lozada. The baddest grandma on the internet.
