A TikTok user who says she recently graduated from James Madison University has gone viral after posting a video detailing what she called the “craziest things” she did during her college years, saying she is “exposing the craziest things that I did in college in honor of me being postgrad and now having nothing to hide.”
The creator, who goes by Savanna on the platform, said the video is the first installment of a multi-part series and told viewers to “stay tuned for part two.”
At the top of her list was a relationship with a professor. “I did indeed have a romantic relationship with my professor,” she said. She also said she was “hit by a drunk driver in my brand new car.”
Savanna said she would regularly drink high alcohol beverages on weekends, saying, “I would casually choose to drink a Four Loko or a bootlegger as my drink of the night just to sip on.”
She described what she called “probably the most dangerous” incident of her college years: attending a fraternity party while intoxicated and getting injured in the house’s gym. “Going to a Pike party hammered at one in the morning and going into their gym room and bench pressing and dropping the entire bar onto my neck,” she said, adding that she “severely injured” her sternum in the process.
She also said she frequently clashed with people who cut in line at bars. “This one was regular. I would genuinely get in fights with people that would cut the bar lines,” she said, though she noted that “in the winter, you only get in like a verbal screaming altercation.” She recalled one specific incident at a bar she called “Urgies,” where, she said, “the bouncers let everybody cut, so the line never moves,” and a woman cut in front of her and her friends after they had “been waiting in the cold for like three hours.” Of the woman, Savanna said, “Safe to say she walked her tiny little ass away.”
Describing her weekly routine, Savanna said, “I would go out Thursday, wake up at like 1 p.m. the next day on Friday, skip my classes, and then go out and then wake up on Saturday and do it again,” calling it “straight behavior.”
The final story she shared, which she called her “favorite,” involved a fraternity date party. Savanna said she was dating someone in the fraternity but “absolutely hated the people in his frat.” At a date party, she said that, “when nobody was looking,” she and her roommate went into the group’s apartment and used “shaving cream and Sriracha” to vandalize the bathroom, adding that she has a photo of the aftermath that she could share privately.
Reflecting on her college years, Savanna said all of the stories she shared “would now send current me into a coma.”
Watch Savanna’s TikTok below!
@savannaaaaas best years of my life but also scary #college #jmu #exposed #storytime #postgrad
♬ original sound – savanna
