Okay but hear me out, just when we thought we had Kanye West stories maxed out, YesJulz dropped one that sounds straight out of Black Mirror. Like, girl said Ye literally brought in a brain doctor and hooked the team up to a scan machine in his Trump Tower hotel room. Corporate icebreakers? Nah, this man was scanning brains like it’s a sci-fi movie.
The Tea from YesJulz
YesJulz (aka Julieanna Goddard) hopped on Twitter and decided to share some “favorite memories” from working with Ye. And she did not hold back:
“In honor of the doc dropping today, I’ll be sharing a few of my favorite memories from working with Ye on my Snapchat,” she posted. Then she added the gag-worthy detail: “This pic is from that one time he had a brain doctor put a brain scan machine in his hotel room at the Trump towers in Chicago to assess the team’s brains.”
Sis even dropped a pic, and it’s giving futuristic lab meets rap label meeting. She’s laying back in some high-tech chair with a headset strapped on, while colorful graphics flash on a screen. Like, Ye really turned his suite into Area 51.
Ye, But Make It Sci-Fi
Most bosses be like “let’s do a personality quiz” or “let’s play two truths and a lie.” Kanye? Nah, he said, “let’s scan your brainwaves and unlock the creativity dimension.” And honestly, it’s so Kanye-coded that nobody’s even shocked. From Sunday Services in the middle of nowhere to Yeezy domes in the desert, Ye has never done normal.
It’s giving: team meeting, but Stranger Things edition.
Twitter Had a Field Day
Of course, Twitter ate this story up and turned it into a meme fest. Some of the reactions:
- “That pretty crazy how dis that work out”
- “wait, this isn’t normal?”
- “this guy’s on another planet fr and not in a good way”
- “only kanye could make a brain scan sound like a team meeting”
- “Brain scans in the studio? Definitely next-level”
- “Yeahh imma need that doctor for my colleagues at work”
- “Only Ye would turn staff meetings into sci-fi experiments 💀 Man really out here running a rap label like it’s Stranger Things 😂”
- “Ye taking creativity to another level”
Honestly? It’s Peak Kanye
Say what you want about him, but Ye has always been a mix of mad scientist and genius. YesJulz’s brain scan story just proves he doesn’t see “team bonding” the way the rest of us do. For him, it wasn’t about vibes or icebreakers, it was about accessing the literal brainwaves of the people around him.
Do I think it’s extra? Yes. Do I think it’s iconic? Also yes. Kanye running his team like it’s a sci-fi experiment is so chaotic, but honestly… would we expect anything less?
